Posts Tagged ‘Dog

16
Aug
23

“Baxter’s Poop Adventure”

Once upon a time, in a picturesque little town called Meadowville, there lived a mischievous but lovable canine. Baxter was a golden retriever with a playful spirit and a wagging tail that could brighten anyone’s day. He was adored by all the townspeople, and he had a reputation for spreading joy wherever he went.

However, Baxter had a little secret—his favorite pastime was rolling around in the most peculiar things, and one particular thing captivated his attention more than anything else: dog poop.

Yes, Baxter had a strange fascination with dog poop.

It started innocently enough. One afternoon, taking a stroll through the town park, Baxter discovered a fresh pile of dog poop left behind by the mischievous ‘stray dog’ of the town. With unexplainable excitement, Baxter couldn’t resist – diving right into it and rolling around, covering himself from head to paw in the foul-smelling substance.

The townspeople were initially taken aback.  Some found Baxter’s newfound hobby quite amusing, while others were simply perplexed. But despite occasional sideways glances and raised eyebrows, the townspeople couldn’t help but adore Baxter’s endearing nature and contagious zest for life.

Soon enough, Baxter’s love for dog poop became the talk of the town. People would eagerly anticipate his poo-covered appearances, wondering what new adventure he would embark on next. The town’s children would gather around, giggling and pointing, as Baxter proudly paraded through the streets, leaving a trail of peculiar odors in his wake.

As time went on, Baxter’s affinity for dog poop began to have unexpected consequences. The townspeople noticed that Baxter’s playful antics had unintentionally raised awareness about responsible pet ownership and cleanliness. They started carrying dog waste bags and cleaning up after their furry friends more diligently, ensuring that the town remained clean and hygienic.

One day, an enthusiastic local artist named Emily decided to immortalize Baxter’s quirkiness through a beautiful mural painted on the side of a building. The mural depicted Baxter in all his glory, covered in colorful swirls of poo, but surrounded by vibrant flowers! It became a symbol of Meadowville’s unique spirit and acceptance of the unconventional.

News of Baxter and his extraordinary love for dog poop spread far beyond Meadowville. People from neighboring towns began visiting, hoping to catch a glimpse of the famous canine who had inadvertently inspired a cleaner and more considerate community.

Over time, Baxter’s love for dog poop transformed into something greater than anyone could have imagined. He had become an ambassador for change, showing that even the most unusual passions could bring about positive transformations in unexpected ways.

And so, the tale of Baxter and his peculiar love for dog poop became a legend in Meadowville, reminding everyone that embracing individuality and finding joy in the most unconventional places could bring about a world of laughter, acceptance, and a cleaner community for all to enjoy.

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11
Jan
11

Dog Poop Song

Oh boy. A song about not wanting to pick up dog poop.

Lyrics:

I don’t wanna pick up my dogs poop.
It’s free fertilizer and you know it’s true.

Nobody’s looking, sometimes i’ll just leave it there.
As long as you don’t step in it you shouldn’t care.

And I know I know I know it’s wrong.
But before anyone sees me I’ll be long gone.

And I know I know I know it’s rude.
But the spiders and the earthworms call it food.

The other day, a lady, she yelled at me.
She said ‘this is not a place for dogs to pee!’

I said that’s funny cause it looks like grass.
Should be thankful that he peed and that he’s just got gas.

Yes I know I know I know it’s wrong.
But before anyone sees me I’ll be long gone.

And I know I know I know it’s rude.
But the spiders and the earthworms call it food.

I don’t wanna pick up my dog’s caca.
If you don’t like my song I don’t give a faca.

Nope.  A hipster with a ukelele doesn’t make it hip.