Puppy was soft and white with big spots.

Puppy liked to explore and play.

Puppy’s friend, Jane, had bright eyes and a happy smile.

“Let’s go, Puppy!” Jane said, holding a red leash.

Puppy barked and wiggled with joy.

With the leash on, they went outside.

Puppy and Jane walked on a path.

Puppy sniffed flowers and waved to squirrels.

Puppy even said hello to birds in the trees.

Then, Puppy stopped.

What did Puppy see?

Yucky poo!

“Eww, Puppy, no!” Jane said, pulling Puppy away.

But Puppy had an idea.

Puppy remembered something fun.

Puppy pawed the ground, covering the yucky poo with leaves.

Jane laughed. “Silly Puppy!”

Puppy felt happy. They walked some more.

They crossed a bridge over water and went to a shady spot.

Under the trees, Puppy saw something shiny. A golden acorn!

Puppy picked it up!

“Look, Puppy, a treasure!” Jane clapped.

Puppy and Jane went home.

The golden acorn sat on a shelf. Puppy dreamed of more fun.

Puppy and Jane had many adventures.

They played and laughed every day.

The end.

> Write a story about dog poo for a baby’s picture book

However, Baxter had a little secret—his favorite pastime was rolling around in the most peculiar things, and one particular thing captivated his attention more than anything else: dog poop.

Yes, Baxter had a strange fascination with dog poop.

It started innocently enough. One afternoon, taking a stroll through the town park, Baxter discovered a fresh pile of dog poop left behind by the mischievous ‘stray dog’ of the town. With unexplainable excitement, Baxter couldn’t resist – diving right into it and rolling around, covering himself from head to paw in the foul-smelling substance.

The townspeople were initially taken aback.  Some found Baxter’s newfound hobby quite amusing, while others were simply perplexed. But despite occasional sideways glances and raised eyebrows, the townspeople couldn’t help but adore Baxter’s endearing nature and contagious zest for life.

Soon enough, Baxter’s love for dog poop became the talk of the town. People would eagerly anticipate his poo-covered appearances, wondering what new adventure he would embark on next. The town’s children would gather around, giggling and pointing, as Baxter proudly paraded through the streets, leaving a trail of peculiar odors in his wake.

As time went on, Baxter’s affinity for dog poop began to have unexpected consequences. The townspeople noticed that Baxter’s playful antics had unintentionally raised awareness about responsible pet ownership and cleanliness. They started carrying dog waste bags and cleaning up after their furry friends more diligently, ensuring that the town remained clean and hygienic.

One day, an enthusiastic local artist named Emily decided to immortalize Baxter’s quirkiness through a beautiful mural painted on the side of a building. The mural depicted Baxter in all his glory, covered in colorful swirls of poo, but surrounded by vibrant flowers! It became a symbol of Meadowville’s unique spirit and acceptance of the unconventional.

News of Baxter and his extraordinary love for dog poop spread far beyond Meadowville. People from neighboring towns began visiting, hoping to catch a glimpse of the famous canine who had inadvertently inspired a cleaner and more considerate community.

Over time, Baxter’s love for dog poop transformed into something greater than anyone could have imagined. He had become an ambassador for change, showing that even the most unusual passions could bring about positive transformations in unexpected ways.

And so, the tale of Baxter and his peculiar love for dog poop became a legend in Meadowville, reminding everyone that embracing individuality and finding joy in the most unconventional places could bring about a world of laughter, acceptance, and a cleaner community for all to enjoy.

> Write a story about dog poop

It was a sunny morning when the annual Greenridge Dog Show was about to take place in the town park. Excited dog owners and their beautifully groomed pets gathered eagerly for the event. Buster’s owner, Mr. Thompson, was a kind-hearted man who loved Buster dearly, despite his tendency to get into trouble. Unbeknownst to Mr. Thompson, Buster had a secret plan brewing in his adventurous mind.

As the dog show began, Buster seized the opportunity to embark on his grand plan. He sneaked away from Mr. Thompson’s side and dashed toward the park’s center, where the mayor was giving a speech. The crowd gasped in surprise as Buster approached the mayor’s podium with a sly grin on his face. And just as the mayor was about to speak, Buster squatted down and pooped right on the stage!

The entire park erupted into laughter, shocked gasps, and even a few disgusted cries. The mayor, initially taken aback, couldn’t help but chuckle at Buster’s audacity. The unexpected turn of events had everyone in stitches, and the atmosphere of tension and formality quickly transformed into one of amusement and lightheartedness.

The townspeople, now in fits of laughter, realized that life shouldn’t always be taken so seriously. Buster’s mischievous act had broken the monotony and brought joy to the hearts of many. It became the talk of the town, spreading far and wide as the laughter rippled through Greenridge. News outlets picked up the story, and soon enough, the tale of Buster’s daring poo made headlines across the country.

> Write an interesting story about dog poo; then, explain why it is interesting.

What made this story interesting is the way it challenges societal norms and expectations. Dog poo is generally seen as something dirty and unpleasant, but Buster managed to turn it into something amusing and unifying. His mischievous act created a ripple effect of laughter, reminding people to embrace the unexpected and find humor in the mundane.

Ultimately, the story of Buster’s dog poo serves as a whimsical reminder to find joy in unexpected places, to appreciate the moments that break our routines, and to embrace laughter as a catalyst for unity. It teaches us to look beyond the surface and discover the extraordinary in the ordinary.

A rare picture sent to us by a correspondent captures poo scofflaws scampering from police in Cottontail park:

Probably the best picture of the Father, the Dog and the Child, it is a medium sized golden colored dog.  This pic even shows the two Police starting to walk through the park, they are right before the drinking fountain [at the top left].  After being talked to by the Police, which was likely ‘Hey, leash your dog!’, the Police even pointed to the dog, the adult leashed the dog, and the party walked off to the exit at Federal [on the northwest side of the park].  That gives us an idea where they live, i.e. Dearborn Park II, if they lived on State, they would have used the Plymouth exit…

That looks like a big dog.  That means they left us with a big poo.

It also means that the cops had an opportunity to earn a fat $500 check for the city. Too bad they missed that, huh?

And that poor kid, being brought up in a life of crime.

Such a shame.

Scheduling your monthly business on the 2015 Monthly Doos dog poop calendar might be a good thing to do.

Every home should have one! $6.95 cheap! 

(And check out the rest of their site, the guy has gone poo crazy, poor fellow.)

poo bandit.

This is particularly interesting because this park has a so called ‘Dog Friendly Area‘ that has, obviously, been rejected by a significant number of dog owners in the area.  Despite similar and substantial off-hours off-leash dog use at other Chicago parks, it’s rare to see this much poo controversy.

If you read the article, there seem to be a lot of comments that exhibit a patronizing disrespect for dog owners – who largely, just want to exercise their dogs.

Perhaps it’s worth considering – has the 4000 sq ft ‘DFA’ actually engendered mutual contempt? Seems more like a prison than a dog park to us:

Rockford District Council asks ‘Can We Make ‘Poo’ Go Viral?’ Yes, yes, we can!

We’ll be working on transcribing the lyrics so we can all sing along!

Buy it now for $50,000.

It’s been a bad winter in Chicago, and that means that as the snow melts several month’s worth of poo emerges.

You see the trash, broken bottles, cigarette butts, too…

But it’s the poo that gets the attention.

Fools at the Streeterville park leave dog shit in the tennis courts and get shut down!

Idiots at Coliseum Park leave dog shit all over the park…

But think about it.

It’s pretty straightforward to do the numbers.

All it takes is one dog owner leaving his dog’s poo behind every day for 60 days to mean that on some lovely March morning  in the melting snow pack there are 60 shits to gaze upon.

There are hundreds of dog owners around. 

It only takes the 1%.