I have never seen so much poop. I’ve noticed it across the city: so many giant turds, poop trails and sidewalk spanning splats that I’m lowkey concerned. Are the dogs okay? Is there a dog stomach virus going around? Or a shortage of poop bags?

I’m used the army of frozen turds resurfacing after winter’s final melt, but we haven’t even had a real snow yet so these are all recent. And impressively gross.

I hope your dog is okay. And that you pick up their poop.

Are the dogs okay?

https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/18d14i6/are_the_dogs_okay/

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DJT fan ‘Wisdom King‘ comments “Dog had to go. Just watch were you step”.  MAGA!

Turd Reich: San Francisco dog owners lay minefield of poo for rightwing rally

Hundreds of San Franciscans plan to prepare Crissy Field, the picturesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a generous carpeting of excrement.

Tuffington, a 45-year-old artist and designer, created a Facebook event page based on the concept, and the dog owners of San Francisco responded in droves. Many have declared their intention to stockpile their shitpiles for days in advance, then deliver them in bags for the site.

… “I just had this image of alt-right people stomping around in the poop,” Tuffy Tuffington said of the epiphany he had while walking Bob and Chuck, his two Patterdale terriers

Sounds good to me!

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Poop Police: Witnessed a woman who lives in the Tides watch her dog take a giant dump NEXT TO A TRASHCAN, and not pick it up this morning around 8:30am. She has two dogs, one is a white pom-shiba looking thing, and the other is a black cattle dog with white spots. If any of you see her outside and witness her not pick up after her dogs again, please say something. I saw her as I was getting into an uber this morning so I wasn’t able to say anything. I certainly will when I see her next.

We all have to work together to keep the park clean, people like this woman are the reason that we have to fight so hard to get access to maggie daly park and other areas of the city because unfortunately she makes it a valid argument that dog owners don’t clean up after their pets.

New efforts to punish pooch owners!

It costs the town $268,000 annually to clean up!

CCTV fines up to $47!

Paris was named the dog mess capital of the world!

* Montereau-Fault-Yonne, or simply Montereau, is a commune in the Seine-et-Marne department in the Île-de-France region in north-central France. Wikipedia

Montereau déclare la guerre aux crottes de chiens.

*Irish slang for getting arrested

**Edenderry is a town in north County Offaly, Ireland. It is near the borders with Counties Kildare, Meath and Westmeath. The Grand Canal runs along the south of Edenderry, through the Bog of Allen, and there is a short spur to the town centre. Wikipedia