11
Jan
11

Dog Poop Song

Oh boy. A song about not wanting to pick up dog poop.

Lyrics:

I don’t wanna pick up my dogs poop.
It’s free fertilizer and you know it’s true.

Nobody’s looking, sometimes i’ll just leave it there.
As long as you don’t step in it you shouldn’t care.

And I know I know I know it’s wrong.
But before anyone sees me I’ll be long gone.

And I know I know I know it’s rude.
But the spiders and the earthworms call it food.

The other day, a lady, she yelled at me.
She said ‘this is not a place for dogs to pee!’

I said that’s funny cause it looks like grass.
Should be thankful that he peed and that he’s just got gas.

Yes I know I know I know it’s wrong.
But before anyone sees me I’ll be long gone.

And I know I know I know it’s rude.
But the spiders and the earthworms call it food.

I don’t wanna pick up my dog’s caca.
If you don’t like my song I don’t give a faca.

Nope.  A hipster with a ukelele doesn’t make it hip.



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