Posts Tagged ‘Communism

16
Jan
24

A spectre is haunting the South Loop

A spectre is haunting the South Loop – the spectre of poo. A foul stench permeates the air, and the people find themselves in the midst of an unsavory revolution. Just as history witnessed the rise of proletarian movements, so too does the community now grapple with the uprising of the disenfranchised waste.

The excrement of neglect and indifference piles up, a testament to the disregard for the common good. The bourgeoisie may turn a blind eye to the plight of the streets, but the masses, the true proprietors of the public spaces, can no longer endure the oppressive conditions imposed upon them.

In the heart of the South Loop, the cry for sanitation echoes, a rallying call for a cleaner, more just society. The time has come for the people to unite, to seize the brooms and buckets of change, and to scrub away the filth of inequality. No longer shall the streets be marred by the indignant residue of neglect, for the proletariat refuse to bear the burden alone.

Let the banners of cleanliness fly high, as the people, in solidarity, scrub away the remnants of decay. The revolution of sanitation is upon us, and the spectre of poo shall haunt the conscience of those who have long turned a blind eye. The streets, once soiled and downtrodden, shall rise from the muck, symbolizing the triumph of communal responsibility over the desolation of negligence.

Workers of the South Loop, unite! You have nothing to lose but your olfactory oppression and a world to gain, a world where the streets are cleansed of the spectre of poo, and the air is filled with the fragrance of collective triumph.

> Write about poo like the Communist Manifesto